Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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