saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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