he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I need water and some morals
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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