Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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