hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
then he tried to convert me to islam
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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