Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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