Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I think i got beer on your cat.
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