mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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