Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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