talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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