YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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