Christians are straight up FREAKS
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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