Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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