Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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