ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
