No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
bring money and cleavage
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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