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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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