Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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