Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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