TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize