like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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