Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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