Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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