Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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