No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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