you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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