...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
