There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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