Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
