He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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