I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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