Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Did we literally take a cab across the street
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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