he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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