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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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