Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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