I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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