Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
All the doctor said was why
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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