they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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