i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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