Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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