This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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