i wish my penis had a tongue
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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