I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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