just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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