Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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