this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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