North Korea, Best Korea!
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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