This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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