Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
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