my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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