that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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