I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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