I love black thongs
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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