Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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