she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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